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Podcast Ep 24 – How Our Gorilla Got His Groove Back

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In this episode of the “Grown Men Playing With Toys” podcast, Erik and Steve delve into what constitutes a ‘good game’ in their Warhammer 40K practice sessions. They emphasize the importance of immersion, challenge, and long-term strategic value. Erik discusses his writers block with choosing “good” practice matchups for his various army lists, including Blood Angels, Emperor’s Children, Harlequins, and Necrons. Steve then helps him work through it as the guys brainstorm potential matchups to provide a balanced yet challenging experience. They also highlight the role that pre-game communication plays in ensuring that both players gain experience and enjoyment from the game.

Lists discussed in the episode are below. Please comment if you have ideas for good matchups into them.

The Lists Being Discussed:

Blood Angels – Rage-Cursed Onslaught

Space Marines

Blood Angels

Rage-cursed Onslaught

Strike Force (2,000 Points)

CHARACTERS

Captain with Jump Pack (100 Points)

  • 1x Hand flamer

  • 1x Power fist

  • Enhancements: Master of the Red Thirst

Captain with Jump Pack (100 Points)

  • 1x Hand flamer

  • 1x Power fist

  • Enhancements: Angel’s Fang

Chaplain with Jump Pack (75 Points)

  • 1x Crozius arcanum

  • 1x Inferno pistol

Chaplain with Jump Pack (75 Points)

  • 1x Crozius arcanum

  • 1x Inferno pistol

Chief Librarian Mephiston (120 Points)

  • 1x Fury of the Ancients

  • 1x Plasma pistol

  • 1x Vitarus

Commander Dante (120 Points)

  • Warlord

  • 1x Perdition Pistol

  • 1x The Axe Mortalis

Lemartes (100 Points)

  • 1x Absolvor bolt pistol

  • 1x The Blood Crozius

OTHER DATASHEETS

Death Company Dreadnought (160 Points)

  • 1x Blood talons

  • 1x Twin Icarus ironhail heavy stubber

  • 1x Twin multi-melta

Death Company Dreadnought (160 Points)

  • 1x Blood talons

  • 1x Twin Icarus ironhail heavy stubber

  • 1x Twin multi-melta

Death Company Marines with Jump Packs (230 Points)

  • 10x Death Company Marine with Jump Packs

     ◦ 6x Astartes chainsword

     ◦ 2x Eviscerator

     ◦ 8x Heavy bolt pistol

     ◦ 2x Inferno pistol

     ◦ 2x Power fist

Death Company Marines with Jump Packs (120 Points)

  • 5x Death Company Marine with Jump Packs

     ◦ 2x Astartes chainsword

     ◦ 1x Eviscerator

     ◦ 3x Heavy bolt pistol

     ◦ 1x Inferno pistol

     ◦ 1x Plasma pistol

     ◦ 2x Power fist

Death Company Marines with Jump Packs (120 Points)

  • 5x Death Company Marine with Jump Packs

     ◦ 2x Astartes chainsword

     ◦ 1x Eviscerator

     ◦ 3x Heavy bolt pistol

     ◦ 1x Inferno pistol

     ◦ 1x Plasma pistol

     ◦ 2x Power fist

Sanguinary Guard (125 Points)

  • 3x Sanguinary Guard

     ◦ 3x Angelus boltgun

     ◦ 3x Encarmine spear

     ◦ 1x Sanguinary Banner

Sanguinary Guard (125 Points)

  • 3x Sanguinary Guard

     ◦ 3x Angelus boltgun

     ◦ 3x Encarmine spear

     ◦ 1x Sanguinary Banner

Sanguinary Guard (125 Points)

  • 3x Sanguinary Guard

     ◦ 3x Angelus boltgun

     ◦ 3x Encarmine spear

     ◦ 1x Sanguinary Banner

Scout Squad (70 Points)

  • 1x Scout Sergeant

     ◦ 1x Astartes chainsword

     ◦ 1x Bolt pistol

     ◦ 1x Close combat weapon

  • 4x Scout

     ◦ 4x Bolt pistol

     ◦ 4x Boltgun

     ◦ 4x Close combat weapon

Scout Squad (70 Points)

  • 1x Scout Sergeant

     ◦ 1x Astartes chainsword

     ◦ 1x Bolt pistol

     ◦ 1x Close combat weapon

  • 4x Scout

     ◦ 4x Bolt pistol

     ◦ 4x Boltgun

     ◦ 4x Close combat weapon

Emperor’s Children – Court of the Phoenician

Emperor’s Children

Court of the Phoenician

Strike Force (2,000 Points)

CHARACTERS

Daemon Prince of Slaanesh (200 Points)

  • 1x Hellforged weapons

  • 1x Infernal cannon

  • Enhancements: Spiritsliver

Daemon Prince of Slaanesh (180 Points)

  • Warlord

  • 1x Hellforged weapons

  • 1x Infernal cannon

Daemon Prince of Slaanesh with Wings (215 Points)

  • 1x Hellforged weapons

  • 1x Infernal cannon

Lord Exultant (95 Points)

  • 1x Bolt Pistol

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Phoenix power spear

  • 1x Rapture lash

  • Enhancements: Soulstain Made Manifest

Lord Exultant (80 Points)

  • 1x Bolt Pistol

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Phoenix power spear

  • 1x Rapture lash

Lord Exultant (80 Points)

  • 1x Bolt Pistol

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Phoenix power spear

  • 1x Rapture lash

BATTLELINE

Infractors (85 Points)

  • 1x Obsessionist

     ◦ 1x Plasma pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 4x Infractor

     ◦ 4x Bolt pistol

     ◦ 4x Duelling sabre

     ◦ 1x Icon of Excess

Infractors (85 Points)

  • 1x Obsessionist

     ◦ 1x Plasma pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 4x Infractor

     ◦ 4x Bolt pistol

     ◦ 4x Duelling sabre

     ◦ 1x Icon of Excess

Infractors (85 Points)

  • 1x Obsessionist

     ◦ 1x Plasma pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 4x Infractor

     ◦ 4x Bolt pistol

     ◦ 4x Duelling sabre

     ◦ 1x Icon of Excess

Tormentors (85 Points)

  • 1x Obsessionist

     ◦ 1x Plasma pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 4x Tormentor

     ◦ 2x Boltgun

     ◦ 4x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 1x Icon of Excess

     ◦ 1x Meltagun

     ◦ 1x Plasma gun

DEDICATED TRANSPORTS

Chaos Rhino (80 Points)

  • 1x Armoured tracks

  • 1x Combi-bolter

  • 1x Combi-bolter

  • 1x Havoc launcher

Chaos Rhino (80 Points)

  • 1x Armoured tracks

  • 1x Combi-bolter

  • 1x Combi-bolter

  • 1x Havoc launcher

OTHER DATASHEETS

Flawless Blades (220 Points)

  • 6x Flawless Blade

     ◦ 6x Blissblade

     ◦ 6x Bolt pistol

Maulerfiend (130 Points)

  • 1x Lasher tendrils

  • 1x Maulerfiend fists

Noise Marines (145 Points)

  • 1x Disharmonist

     ◦ 1x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 1x Sonic blaster

  • 5x Noise Marine

     ◦ 2x Blastmaster

     ◦ 5x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 3x Sonic blaster

Noise Marines (145 Points)

  • 1x Disharmonist

     ◦ 1x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 1x Sonic blaster

  • 5x Noise Marine

     ◦ 2x Blastmaster

     ◦ 5x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 3x Sonic blaster

Harlequins – Serpent’s Brood

Aeldari

Serpent’s Brood

Strike Force (2,000 Points)

CHARACTERS

Death Jester (100 Points)

  • 1x Flip Belt

  • 1x Jester’s blade

  • 1x Shrieker cannon

  • Enhancements: Fanged Leer

Solitaire (115 Points)

  • 1x Flip Belt

  • 1x Solitaire weapons

Troupe Master (95 Points)

  • Warlord

  • 1x Flip Belt

  • 1x Fusion pistol

  • 1x Troupe Master’s blade

  • Enhancements: Key of Ghosts

Troupe Master (75 Points)

  • 1x Flip Belt

  • 1x Fusion pistol

  • 1x Troupe Master’s blade

Troupe Master (95 Points)

  • 1x Flip Belt

  • 1x Fusion pistol

  • 1x Troupe Master’s blade

  • Enhancements: Weaver’s Wail

BATTLELINE

Troupe (85 Points)

  • 1x Lead Player

     ◦ 1x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 4x Player

     ◦ 4x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 4x Harlequin’s special weapon

     ◦ 2x Neuro disruptor

     ◦ 1x Shuriken pistol

Troupe (85 Points)

  • 1x Lead Player

     ◦ 1x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 4x Player

     ◦ 4x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 4x Harlequin’s special weapon

     ◦ 2x Neuro disruptor

     ◦ 1x Shuriken pistol

Troupe (85 Points)

  • 1x Lead Player

     ◦ 1x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 4x Player

     ◦ 4x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 4x Harlequin’s blade

     ◦ 2x Neuro disruptor

     ◦ 1x Shuriken pistol

Troupe (85 Points)

  • 1x Lead Player

     ◦ 1x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 4x Player

     ◦ 4x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 4x Harlequin’s blade

     ◦ 2x Neuro disruptor

     ◦ 1x Shuriken pistol

Troupe (205 Points)

  • 1x Lead Player

     ◦ 1x Flip Belt

     ◦ 1x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 1x Power sword

  • 11x Player

     ◦ 11x Flip Belt

     ◦ 3x Fusion pistol

     ◦ 11x Harlequin’s blade

     ◦ 4x Neuro disruptor

     ◦ 4x Shuriken pistol

DEDICATED TRANSPORTS

Starweaver (80 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 2x Shuriken cannon

Starweaver (80 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 2x Shuriken cannon

Starweaver (80 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 2x Shuriken cannon

Starweaver (80 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 2x Shuriken cannon

Starweaver (80 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 2x Shuriken cannon

OTHER DATASHEETS

Skyweavers (190 Points)

  • 4x Skyweaver

     ◦ 4x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 4x Skyweaver haywire cannon

     ◦ 4x Zephyrglaive

Skyweavers (190 Points)

  • 4x Skyweaver

     ◦ 4x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 4x Skyweaver haywire cannon

     ◦ 4x Zephyrglaive

Skyweavers (190 Points)

  • 4x Skyweaver

     ◦ 4x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 4x Skyweaver haywire cannon

     ◦ 4x Zephyrglaive

Necrons – Cursed Legion

Necrons

Cursed Legion

Strike Force (2,000 Points)

CHARACTERS

Chronomancer (80 Points)

  • 1x Chronomancer’s stave

  • Enhancements: Murdermind

C’tan Shard of the Nightbringer (315 Points)

  • 1x Gaze of death

  • 1x Scythe of the Nightbringer

Hexmark Destroyer (75 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Enmitic disintegrator pistols

Hexmark Destroyer (75 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Enmitic disintegrator pistols

Lokhust Lord (80 Points)

  • 1x Resurrection Orb

  • 1x Staff of light

Nekrosor Ammentar (165 Points)

  • Warlord

  • 1x Blade tail and whip coils

  • 1x Enmitic disintegrators

  • 1x Nullstone Field Generator (Aura)

  • 1x Unmaker Gauntlet

Overlord (105 Points)

  • 1x Resurrection Orb

  • 1x Voidscythe

  • Enhancements: Destroyer Ankh

Skorpekh Lord (115 Points)

  • 1x Enmitic annihilator

  • 1x Flensing claw

  • 1x Hyperphase harvester

  • Enhancements: Cursed Circlet

OTHER DATASHEETS

Lokhust Destroyers (180 Points)

  • 6x Lokhust Destroyer

     ◦ 6x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 6x Gauss cannon

Lokhust Heavy Destroyers (55 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Enmitic exterminator

Lokhust Heavy Destroyers (55 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Enmitic exterminator

Lychguard (170 Points)

  • 10x Lychguard

     ◦ 10x Dispersion Shield

     ◦ 10x Hyperphase sword

Ophydian Destroyers (80 Points)

  • 3x Ophydian Destroyer

     ◦ 3x Ophydian hyperphase weapons

     ◦ 1x Plasmacyte

Ophydian Destroyers (80 Points)

  • 3x Ophydian Destroyer

     ◦ 3x Ophydian hyperphase weapons

     ◦ 1x Plasmacyte

Skorpekh Destroyers (180 Points)

  • 6x Skorpekh Destroyer

     ◦ 2x Plasmacyte

     ◦ 6x Skorpekh hyperphase weapons

Skorpekh Destroyers (90 Points)

  • 3x Skorpekh Destroyer

     ◦ 1x Plasmacyte

     ◦ 3x Skorpekh hyperphase weapons

Skorpekh Destroyers (90 Points)

  • 3x Skorpekh Destroyer

     ◦ 1x Plasmacyte

     ◦ 3x Skorpekh hyperphase weapons

Necrons – Pantheon of Woe

Necrons

Pantheon of Woe

Strike Force (2,000 Points)

CHARACTERS

C’tan Shard of the Deceiver (325 Points)

  • 1x Cosmic insanity

  • 1x Golden fists

C’tan Shard of the Nightbringer (345 Points)

  • 1x Gaze of death

  • 1x Scythe of the Nightbringer

Hexmark Destroyer (75 Points)

  • Warlord

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Enmitic disintegrator pistols

Transcendent C’tan (330 Points)

  • 1x Crackling tendrils

  • 1x Seismic assault

Transcendent C’tan (330 Points)

  • 1x Crackling tendrils

  • 1x Seismic assault

OTHER DATASHEETS

Deathmarks (60 Points)

  • 5x Deathmark

     ◦ 5x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 5x Synaptic disintegrator

Deathmarks (60 Points)

  • 5x Deathmark

     ◦ 5x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 5x Synaptic disintegrator

Flayed Ones (60 Points)

  • 5x Flayed One

     ◦ 5x Flayer claws

Flayed Ones (60 Points)

  • 5x Flayed One

     ◦ 5x Flayer claws

Lokhust Destroyers (40 Points)

  • 1x Close combat weapon

  • 1x Gauss cannon

Ophydian Destroyers (80 Points)

  • 3x Ophydian Destroyer

     ◦ 3x Ophydian hyperphase weapons

Ophydian Destroyers (80 Points)

  • 3x Ophydian Destroyer

     ◦ 3x Ophydian hyperphase weapons

Tomb Blades (75 Points)

  • 3x Tomb Blade

     ◦ 3x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 3x Shadowloom

     ◦ 3x Twin tesla carbine

Tomb Blades (75 Points)

  • 3x Tomb Blade

     ◦ 3x Close combat weapon

     ◦ 3x Shadowloom

     ◦ 3x Twin tesla carbine

CSM – Renegade Warband

TBD – awaiting GW App update

Potential Opponent’s:

Space Marines (Ultramarines, Raven Guard, Imperial Fists)

Blood Angels

Grey Knights

Custodes

Chaos Knights

Chaos Daemons (Shadow Legion only)

CSM

Emperor’s Children

Aeldari

Necrons

Orks

Tyranids

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